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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: savethewales: aglassfullofhappiness: your sugar sits untouched;: xekstrin: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying… xekstrin: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something “I know things are stressful right now, but trust me, by the end of the month you won’t even...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: mermaidpirate: partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill? sorry. BIG hill
STOP!! Things I need om my dash
fuckyougotlokid: - Hannibal - Being human - Lee pace - Bofur - The hobbit - Lord of the rings - AND HANNIBAL I need more of that please reblog it and i will follow you I will look at the first 50 blogs
batteur: ah yes i’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
feelingstrangelyalive: you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus… then… out of the corner of your eye you see them… the Hannibal fandom
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
bludgertothehead: shut the fuck up about kristen not smiling
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
mortalcolddecay: theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT BUT IT REBLOGS. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS.
leonmcgann: this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
purpleturtlezflrs: giveme-brandy-onmybreath: peetasfakeleg: onlyeverrory: why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia because it does their job better than them my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
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askfeanor: ladyshadowflame: justmyflawedlogic: oliviastarshippp: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim…
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m-monte4: iwanttohuglokisobad: howdoyoulogout: I’m trying to prove a point to a douche in my class who thinks girls are lying about enjoying marvel. are you fucking kidding me along with there being tons and tons of hot men its pretty fucking cool too come on I LEARNED HOW TO READ OUT OF A MARVEL COMIC BOOK BEFORE I WENT TO PRESCHOOL, COME ON, IS THIS A JOKE!?
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*